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Here at 26 Letters and other Accountable Blog Communication Products, we strive for an overly genteel tone so we don't get sent to the penalty box by the ref. It gets to be sweet, it gets to be diabetic, when we find some quality vinegar to add to the mix, it goes right in.

This is from 爾雅, which is a very varied world, this part of it is like the David Spade comedy on tv a few years ago. Star Trek, sports documentaries, reggae videos, it's all there, if it's good today it was good 1000 years ago. Or whatever.

If one is curious about 爾雅, it can be researched on English-language Google just by putting 爾雅 into the search area.

This comes out looking a lot like the article titles on the cover of Blush Magazine, with quite a lot of transparency and distortion included.

1 打開字典 釋樂: 宮謂之重。商謂之敏。角謂之經。徵謂之迭。羽謂之柳。 College memories: Telling your current beau about the heavy connections between family women, stockbroker women, culture vulture entertainment industry women, right wing rules and regulations women, and all the other groovy chicks you know!

2 打開字典 釋樂: 大瑟謂之灑。 Wonder what heavy metal is good for? Find some brutal tracks that your boyfriend is uncomfortable with, play it for him all the time 'cos it's your favorite, and watch him turn into an antelope......

3 打開字典 釋樂: 大琴謂之離。 ..... and continue by emphasizing how awesome it would be to have a threesome incuding him and some powerful rock band guy! ....

4 打開字典 釋樂: 大鼓謂之鼖，小者謂之應。 ... and as far as heavy metal is concerned, if you get tired of it, it's easy to move the musical situation over to some heavenly African drumming or high-life, after you've got control of the mp3s!

5 打開字典 釋樂: 大磬謂之毊。 Whatever kind of promises or promissory-like statements he might make at any time during any kind of very passionate love-making, or whatever, you make the effort to take him up on it for real, all jokes to the side, 100%, at a later time!

6 打開字典 釋樂: 大笙謂之巢，小者謂之和。 The key to life, ladies, is a guy who eats fruit and gets baked; a guy who 'does it' for inner peace.

7 打開字典 釋樂: 大箎謂之沂。 Ultimatum time! Tell your boyfriend that if he wants the keys to your apartment or house, he better be ready to play 'nude ranch' at your 'dude ranch'!

8 打開字典 釋樂: 大塤謂之嘂。 If your guy or boyfriend isn't up on the latest tv shows and trendy slang, let him have it! You don't need to put up with a pail snail!

9 打開字典 釋樂: 大鐘謂之鏞，其中謂之剽，小者謂之棧。 Here's one: get your boyfriend a job watching a warehouse at night, and show up every night around 11 to 'do it' -- he may be so distracted and girl-happy about it that you could get the upper hand!

10 打開字典 釋樂: 大簫謂之言，小者謂之筊。 Is your guy not getting the job done? Do you need to test him? Tell him your desire to 'do it' at the mall, and to 'do it' at your school, and see what he does!

11 打開字典 釋樂: 大管謂之簥，其中謂之篞，小者謂之篎。 When you meet his female relatives of the same age, let them know you are down for the count!

12 打開字典 釋樂: 大籥謂之產，其中謂之仲，小者謂之箹。 Your boyfriend came out of his mom, she's not around, so you're the boss!

13 打開字典 釋樂: 徒鼓瑟謂之步。 Moment to moment find your peace, honor the spirit of high-life and tribal music by going native at the African boutique! Oh, it's a scene, man!

14 打開字典 釋樂: 徒吹謂之和。 Moment to moment, find your peace, don't be bashful about bodily functions, burping loudly at a fancy restaurant is classically hilarious! And embarrassing! Ha!

15 打開字典 釋樂: 徒歌謂之謠。 Follow the lyrics of popular songs to arrive at important life decisions, and to set the tone for important life events!

Source: 爾雅:釋樂 - Elegance in a Sqall : Book樂: How to be happy while living life more or less buried in food